- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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