What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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