A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Lil' Wayne

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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