What is cold? Winter

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Knock, Knock Come in

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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