Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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