Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Type 2 diabetics

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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