- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

fruit salad?

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

im black

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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