knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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im black

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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