- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

She said no

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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