A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

alston wang

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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