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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

what time is it? 3:16

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

donald................duck for president

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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