- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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