what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Women's Rights.

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