- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Chinese drivers.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

a potato flew around my room

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Straight men can be bronies.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

I am on a escalator.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Hearpin my durp

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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