- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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