Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

Obama

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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