- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

How old is your mom? Old.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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