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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

BOOBALANBOO

Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

kiss me?

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

I Have a Black Friend

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Your mums a penis joke.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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