a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Bean.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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crap!!

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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