What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Woman's rights

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Womens' Rights

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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meme

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Deadly cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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