roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

I have Alzheimer. What?

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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hey guys what's up?

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Hey Shea

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

i can't stand cripple jokes

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Zach Barlow

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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