Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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