Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Your time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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