Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

why am I writing this...im bored

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Give me thumbs up!

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Your mama's so fat.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

You're tall.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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