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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

i can't stand cripple jokes

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Zach Barlow

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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