What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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GONNA

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Anti Joke

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