Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

whats good about poland... fukk all

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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