a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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