- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Strawberries!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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