I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Soccer...

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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