Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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