What do you call an amazing person Good

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Yes.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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wood cant chuck wood

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http://richardfigures.com/

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hi

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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lol

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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