- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

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