A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

girls basketball

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

I am a n1gger.

You are Nerochan right?

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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