- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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