Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Kelly Clarkson

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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