- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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