- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid