Why did the book disappear?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Obama

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Anti Joke

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