- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Your time.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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