- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Women.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

I would rape her

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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