- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Soccer...

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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