What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Potassium? K.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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