What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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gay marriage.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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