What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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