- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Shut the cork up!

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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