- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

i dont like chris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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