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I had my period 3 days ago.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Life is an elephant, get married.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

your father died

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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