- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

I would rape her

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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