- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

what do you watch ? a tv

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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