- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

roses are red violets are blue im in class

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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