- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

womens rights.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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