What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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hey guys what's up?

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Hey Shea

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Zach Barlow

Your time.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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