Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What's big and white?

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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