- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

obama

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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