- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

my name is Jacob sartorious

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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