- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Penis.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Why does life suck? Because it does

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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