- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

roses are red, violets are blue.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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