- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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