Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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