how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Penis.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Dogs in my home.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Women Sports.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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