there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A ginger was with his friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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