How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Women's rights.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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