What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

I hate blackniggers

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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