What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

full house

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

What's up brah brah

An English man walks into a pub.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

My butt!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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