What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

YA MAM, is a very nice person

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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