What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

salad days!

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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