The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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THE GAME

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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