- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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