Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What's funnier than 24? 25

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Jews

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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