Which is longer? A rope...

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

? I hate niiggers ?

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Drunk irish man

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

My tractor broke down.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

BOOBALANBOO

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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