What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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hey guys what's up?

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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whats 2+2? 4

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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