Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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