- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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