Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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