- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Chinese drivers.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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