Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Snausages.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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i'm funny

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ecks! why zee?

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Chinese drivers.

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