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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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