drake

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Punch line.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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A homosexual walks into a church

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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