Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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why?

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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knock knock who's there no one

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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dead battery come on down

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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