- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Hi my name is Jim

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