you and your family will die tonight

You know what is not cool? Fire.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Rebecca Black

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

yo mama's so fat!!!

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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