How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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knock knock who's there no one

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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why?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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dead battery come on down

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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