Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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brandon ya twwat

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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knock knock come in

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hey bill!

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Samantha

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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