- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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