- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

YES! EXACTLY!

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Women's rights.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Knock knock, Come in...

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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