An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Shit!

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

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