- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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