Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Niki Minaj's ass

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What's funnier than 24? 25

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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