roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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