- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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