- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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