- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Punch line.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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