- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Zach Barlow

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

what did one tree say to the other? move over

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Your time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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