A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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