- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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