Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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your mom

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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