- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Penal Dysfunction

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Black people. They are so kind.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

your mother hates you

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