I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What's 4+7 47

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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